Men’s UNWORN funky 80’s PURPLE sansabelt PANTS 37W

If you happen to be reading this and you are “THAT” man, then here they are. Get them. Cherish them. You’ve longed to have your legs swaddled in bold lilac for decades now. It’s nothing to be ashamed about. These polyester Sans-a-belt pants are screaming your name. They are begging you to animate them. They are becoming somewhat impatient waiting for their promised land – which is obviously YOU. So, don’t act surprised if once you put them on, if they cling extra snug to your waist, and clamp onto to those man buns like thick purple shade of paint along with, an increasing awareness of your thighs themselves. These pants might make you want to stay home and relish in the joy of simply being one with YOU. Do as you may, Sir. These vintage 80’s Jaymar Sansabelt pants are 100% Dacron Polyester and are long and unhemmed – waiting for the perfect inseam based on their man. Tag states they are a 36” waist, but… they measure up larger at 37”. ONE PAIR ONLY – check the details below to see if these funky and BOLD color Golf Pants are meant for you to climb into…